The beardy bloke that owns my local barbers looks perplexed as I pull up to his trendy establishment aboard the 2018 Honda Monkey.

“Reckon I can leave it on the pavement out front?” I ask him as I remove my lid to reveal a mop of unkempt mane that’s long overdue a trim.

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“Bring it inside, mate!” bellows the reply. And with that very brief exchange, I fall head over heels in love with arguably the most ridiculous motorcycle to go on sale in recent years.

Where the original 1960s and 70s Honda Monkey (or Z series, for those in the gang) were essentially glorified kids toys with puny 49cc engines and iffy brakes, the latest machine is a proper motorcycle.

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It’s based on the MSX125, better known as the Grom here, and features a modern, fuel-injected 125cc engine, LED lighting, digital instruments, ABS-enhanced disc brakes and the cutest upside-down forks known to man.

Weight is now a portly 107kg, but it’s still easy enough to wheel it into a lift, should you want to park it next to your desk at the office, or bump it up a kerb and treat it to a flat white… which I did.

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2018 Honda Monkey: the ride

Arguably the most astonishing thing about the Monkey is that it’s an absolute riot to ride around town, with that 9.25bhp air-cooled 125cc single doing a great job of getting the little thing up to speed with little fuss.

Lithe riders can easily hit 60mph with the taps fully open, yet the proper four-speed gearbox is silky smooth to operate and the chunky seat is stupidly comfortable.

2018 Honda Monkey

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The yellow pocket rocket was delivered to my house on a Monday and not a day passed that week where I didn’t throw a leg over the little thing and take it for a spin.

Short journeys through town are surprisingly simple, as the tiny machine proves agile and more than punchy enough to dart through traffic and even attempt the odd overtaking manoeuvre.

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It was only on a much longer ride, using some of my favoured country lanes and B-roads, did I start to become tired of the slouched riding position and lack of grunt, but the odd thumbs up and a cheer from passers-by soon dispelled any doubts.

ABS, upside-down forks and twin rear shocks make for a surprisingly advanced ride but the ludicrously short wheelbase means it’s possible to get a slight speed wobble on when maxed out, even though the bike packs an – and I can’t believe I’m typing this – Inertial Measurement Unit (IMU).

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Not that we hit above 60mph, officer. Honest.

2018 Honda Monkey: the styling

What can I say? It’s magnificently retro with the utmost care taken by Honda to ensure all of that original charm remains, despite the modern clocks and previously mentioned safety technology.

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The upswept, mini-ape hanger bars are just right, the balloon tyres are fabulously balloon-y and even the original, 70s Monkey logo takes pride of place on the side of the tank.

Honda will flog you a Monkey for £3,699, which might seem a little steep but I personally think that’s quite a lot of bike for the money. Plus it comes in ace colours, such as Banana Yellow, Pearl Nebula Red and Pearl Shining Black, all of which feature a contrasting Ross White stripe.

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This is a machine that’s also crying out for customisation, with the guys here at Flat-Out HQ already scratching chins and wondering what Monkey would look like with a little off-road fettling.

2018 Honda Monkey: the verdict

The reaction Monkey receives from the general public makes the package so alluring. Fellow road users don’t mind the odd close-shave filtering manoeuvre, because they are too busy laughing their socks off.

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I dragged it into my local coffee shop, parked it outside an office lift and wheeled it into my living room to see if it would get a reaction, but requests for selfies and many questions were the only thing thrown its way.

At £3,699, it’s slightly more expensive than your basic urban commuter scooter but it’s so much more than that. This is a bike you can take to bed with you. Literally.

2018 Honda Monkey

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Rider wears Tucano Urbano Fred Jacket (£69.99), AGV Legends X3000 Helmet (£399.99) and gloves from our mate Stefan at Dot4 Distribution